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| Image | Model | Price | Special Feature |
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1998 Turbo Screamster | $4,999 or 3 goats | Built-in fog machine + cassette deck |
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2001 Doomwagon XL | $666 | Haunted glovebox. May contain snacks. |
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1995 Cop Cruiser | Free (if you can outrun it) | Sirens play MIDI remixes of ABBA |
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Wolfenstein car 3d new and refurbished | 1,945 euros | Plays music by the Von Trapp family singers |
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Blink Car | 2 dollaroonies | fuck you |
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